In my next life...

My friend Debbie sent this to me and I decided I also want to be a bear in my next life...

In this life I'm a woman, in my next life I would like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate; you do nothing but sleep for 6 months.
I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate you're suppose to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that too.

When you're a "girl" bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping, and then wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that!

If you're a mama bear, everybody knows you mean business, you swat anyone who bothers your cubs, and if your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I could deal with that.

And best of all, if you're a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling, and he also expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat...

Yup!, I'm gonna be a bear!


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